> How about a nice refreshing cone of water at the cooler?

You wash that smoothie down with some refreshing water and proceed to shoot the breeze with your co-worker, the one who wears a full suit for some reason.
She’s a little odd, but not that bad. You don’t believe for a second the nasty rumors that she keeps a rubber hand in her desk drawer.

You engage in inoffensive banter about last night’s episode of Piaffing With the Stars.